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What better way to wish someone happy birthday than with a smile. UnforgottenCards.com™ offers a variety of greeting cards that will at least get a snicker from the lucky recipient.

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Favorite Pastimes

Favorite Pastimes

Front: For your birthday, I have combined your two favoite pastimes.

Inside: The remote now flushes the toilet. Happy Birthday!

Size: 5x7

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Temptation

Temptation

Front: On Your Birthday, Someone will put temptation in your path...

Inside: And You Will Succumb! Happy Birthday

Size: 5x7

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Girls Don't Cry

Girls Don't Cry

Front: On your birthday, remember that big girls don't cry.

Inside: They might eat a whole cake, but they don't cry.

Size: 5x7

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I'm Broke

I'm Broke

Front: For your Birthday I was going to buy you lots of expensive gifts when it suddenly occured to me...

Inside: I'm Broke! Happy Birthday

Size: 5x7

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Dentures On Cake

Dentures On Cake

Inside: Happy Birthday!

Size: 5x7

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Too Hot To Handle

Too Hot To Handle

Front: Another Birthday, Another Candle...

Inside:...Another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!

Size: 5x7

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Blast

Blast

Inside: Hope it's a blast! Happy Birthday

Size: 4.75 x 6.5

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Mustache

Mustache

Front: Younger women can't do the things older women can

Inside: Like growing a mustache! Happy Birthday!

Size: 5x7

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For the trouble maker!

For the trouble maker!

Front: I suppose you'll be celebrating your birthday in the usual style...

Inside: Shall I post bail now or later?

Size: 5x7

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Whatever?s on TV

Whatever?s on TV

Front: Happy Birthday! At your age, you're probably still enjoying golf, tennis, skiing...

Inside: ...and whatever else is on TV.

Size: 5x7

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Pants Crept Up

Pants Crept Up

Inside: Looks Like another one crept up on you. Happy Birthday!

Size: 5x7

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Blow Dryer

Blow Dryer

Front: Happy Birthday

Inside: Don't Worry, you'll never lose your style!

Size: 5x7

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Butts For You

Butts For You

Front: Happy Birthday

Inside: This Butt's For You!

Size: 5x7

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Bullfighter

Bullfighter

Front: He stood on the sweatsoaked sand.

Inside: As he stared in the eyes of two thousand pounds of fury, he thought to himself, "Do these pants make my butt look big?" Happy Birthday. You look great.

Size: 5...

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Grace & Wisdom

Grace & Wisdom

Front: With age comes grace and wisdom

Inside: Or Not. Happy Birthday!

Size: 5x7

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